Chuck's 20 Favorite Legends
1. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
2. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
3. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
4. Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
5. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.
6. They wanted to put Chuck's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't tough enough to handle his beard.
7. Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
8. Chuck Norris counted to infinity-twice.
9. When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn't lifting himself up. He's pushing the Earth down.
10. Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
11. Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a royal flush.
12. There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
13. Chuck Norris doesn't need a watch. HE decides what time it is.
14. Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
15. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
16. Chuck Norris doesn't get frostbite. He bites frost.
17. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
18. Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a "DeltaForce" marathon on satellite TV.
19. Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy. It's a Chucktatorship.
20. Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make him drink.
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